Red Hot! Doin' It Doggy Style BY PATRICK ALAN COLEMAN of the Portland Mercury You're surrounded by Chicago Cubs paraphernalia and staring at the grungy convenience store across the street. A tall boy of Old Style sweats seductively beside you. The air is heavy with the scent of sauerkraut and encased meats. If you squint your eyes just right, you could imagine yourself in Chicago. But this is Wayne's Chicago Red Hots in Northeast Portland, and you're waiting on a frankfurter. Not just any frankfurter, but a Vienna all-beef Red Hot that's been "dragged troo da garden." The Chicago Red Hot relies on specificity. It must include chopped onions, tomato wedges, neon green relish, a dill pickle spear, yellow mustard, and "sport peppers." All of this is cradled lovingly in a steamed poppy-seed bun and sprinkled with celery salt. Wayne's Red Hot has it all, plus huge flavor. The beefy Red Hot anchors the freshness of the vegetation, while the pickle lends crunch to the texture. A volatile splash of heat is added to the whole affair from the sport peppers (pickled serranos), but what ties it all together is the celery salt. The problem is that the Red Hot is so good, it eclipses the rest of the menu, which, while quite satisfying, just isn't as spectacular. It helps that "cooked in beer" is a common notation here. The Ditka Dog (which is, yes, cooked in beer) is a foot-long behemoth bathed in beanless chili, chopped onions, and cheddar cheese. It's notable for the gleeful reactions emitted when people see it for the first time. Frankly, it's intimidating. Still, the flavor doesn't really pop. Harry's Beer Brat is also a substantial offering, but the heaps of sauerkraut may not be tangy enough for some. There are menu items that can stand up to the bravado of the signature dog. The Maxwell Street Polish offers sweet and smoky grilled onions, sport peppers, and a dill spear to add complexity to the mellow Polish sausage. The Halsted Hot Pastrami is a simple, meaty dream, sliced thin and tasting like it's been steeping in its own juices for hours. It is tender, juicy, and surprisingly light. Owner and Chicago native Randy Sanders brought his food in from the street after years of operating out of a cart. Now that the operation is indoors, seating seems like a bit of an afterthought—but it's comfy enough. There are three TVs that will broadcast baseball all summer long, and Old Style tall boys are $2 a pop during Cubs games. Incidentally, beer is the perfect beverage to wash down some Wrigley Fries—thick cut potatoes topped with beanless chili, onions, and cheese. They are less a side dish and more a meal. Baseball season has started and it's quite possible that Wayne's will become the best place in Portland to watch a Cubs game. Wrigley Field it ain't, but the food is better and you don't need plane tickets. Yeah, you'll miss out on Wrigley's historic chaos, but you can always ask an obnoxious friend to yell profanities and spill beer on you. With a Red Hot in one fist and an Old Style in the other, the distance between Portland and Chicago can be crossed, just like 'dat. |
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Platter: Food Finds, Restaurant Reviews and Dining Trends Friday, March 21, 2008 By MICHAEL C of the OREGONIAN WAYNE'S WORLD -- Even during these hard economic times, a guy's gotta eat, and the all-American hot dog is, as always, an appealing choice. Enter Randy Sanders and his new Northeast Portland storefront, Wayne's Chicago Red Hots. Since 2006, the 50-year-old has enjoyed a following in Warren, just up the road. But the Windy Cindy native decided it was time to move his operation to "da big leagues" in Portland, a move completed last month. Named for his dad, Wayne's is doing its part to meld Sanders' Midwest working-class sensibility with Portland's PC vibe. Witness a tofu dog christened the "Tree Hugger" ($4.50) sharing the menu with a classic Chicago Red Hot ($3.50 regular/$4.50 jumbo) -- a Vienna Beef dog with yellow mustard, "neon green" (don't ask) relish, chopped onions, garlic dill pickle, hot "sport pepper" and a sprinkle of celery salt, served on a steamed poppy seed bun. But mostly the selections could make a Chi-town transplant weep with joy. You want giardiniera, the Chicago-centric spicy pickled vegetable mix? They got giardiniera. You want beanless chili? It's here, along with Italian beef, garlic fries and Polish sausages. If all that's not enough to make your Cubbie-loving heart beat faster, the fridge is full of ice-cold Heileman Old Style tall boys ($2.75; $2 during Cubs games). Speaking of the historically hapless Cubs, all the games will be shown here -- da Bears, too -- on flat-panel televisions scattered around this simple but colorful L-shaped space. Before or after a game and a dog, the true fan will pause to contemplate the collection of Chicago sports memorabilia under a long, glass-topped counter and maybe trade memories with Sanders and other expats. |
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